We’re going to die from all of the bike related events this weekend.

On Friday, Time’s Up is throwing what may be the last party at their current space on Houston — the lease on the space they are occupying will be up soon.

On Saturday prepare yourself for Bike Kill 5. From what we can gather from the photos and youtube videos this is going to be an insane event. Uh, I’d try to elaborate more on what to expect, but trust me… just look at the video.

For those of you intimidated by the idea of hanging around bike punks, this note was attached to the nyc fixed gear thread we learned about this event from:

This is for everybody. Don’t think its not your scene. We put a tremendous amount of work into this one day and night so that strangers and people who dont typically do this sort of thing can have a blast. Encourage all of your friends, especially non bike riding ones to join you. And don’t throw bottles off the roof.

Pictures, Videos, and more info on the last of October’s bike events here.

Time’s Up! Halloween Dance Party Benefit

Our annual Halloween parties have such a reputation, people try to beat down the doors to get into a TIME’S UP! Halloween Party. You don’t want to miss it. Featuring dance-till-you drop music by the Rude Mechanical Orchestra and guest DJs. Free food by the Time’s Up! Diving Team and free valet bike parking! Sliding scale starting at $10.

BIKE KILL 5

Sanford and Willoughby, Brooklyn, NY 1PM Saturday October 27th

featuring our buds chunk 666, cutthroats rva & skidmarkxxx
events including - blind skull, bike orgy, hang-eleven surf bikes, dirty mattress, dirty bikers dozen, everyone-wins cake walk and more.
music provided by stachemassacre (ME!) count porkchopula, undead dirty finger, signore andersonico, and lloydski.
food provided by grub vegan dumpstering gourmands & probably a grill bike too.
beer provided by the bodega around the corner & little brown paper bags.
party all night at undisclosed brooklyn location, but you can probably guess where it is going to be.

Bike Kill Official Site - Bike Kill’s Myspace
Todd Seelie’s Bike Kill photos

FOR ALL HALLOWEEN RACERS: Your registration gets you into the afterparty for free. You will receive a wristband which will get you past the $3 cover charge.

La Bruja Alleycat [Official Website]
Registration 2 pm . Start 3 pm
Start Location Fort Green Park, Brooklyn

Dress the fuck up. Put some lipstick on if you have to. People in costume get a 10 minute head start! there is a prize for best costume. Finish and block party and all kinds of debauchery at the Bike Kill! block party.