[photo by Lucas Cometto]

“You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.”

Rushmore, one of our favorite movies, will be playing tonight at the McCarren Pool. This is the last free event ever before this empty concrete pool gets turned into a… uhhh… pool people can swim in. Arrive early, it is going to be packed. The movie starts at sundown.

The Habitual Chicken Ritual Contest is also happening tonight at Habitat in Greenpoint.